Monday, December 29, 2008

shit its tmrw

seriously im freaking out, my palms are sweating and my feet too.
haish, cn anyone help me?

oh oh, i was reading my friends blog. she has decided to transfer school.
somewhere in malacca but thts just too far.
someone inspired her to go to tht school.
haih, i was hoping tht you cld stay but im happy tht you have a gold.
its yr life anyway and ill pray fr you k? just like you wntd me to.
dnt wrry you'll get in and i promise you tht i'll visit you when i cn teman, hahaha
wooooo,
see you tmrw

scaryyyyyyy ahhhh

hello, gd evening.
so, result is cmg out tmrw. im freaking out like a bambee. no wait like a zebra tht is running frm a tiger. hehhehe, yup. wht if i dont get any A's ?
seriously, anything can happen. haish. takuttttt.
i had a dream 2 weeks ago. in the dream, i got 3 A's. tht is pretty bad. oh oh, i think ive failed math and science. im bad at those two subjects. hehehehe. i need to find my school unifrm fr tmrw. no unifrm no result. which i think is cool but i just dont have any patient anymre. haih.


oh, i went out with shara tday. it was awesome (: , at least i had a blast. we watched the day the earth stood still. the movie was okay. btw, jaden smith is cute, hahaha. she bought me a tupee fr bday present. thanks, i like it. im wearing rght nw, hahahha. we took pics, we tried some clothes and even met my bro. he lied to my dad. he said he was going to an orientation, hahhaa. liar. shit, i cnt tell. bluekk :P

other thn tht, my parents arent talking to each other fr a stupid reason.
old ppl you knw. since last night, oh my mom doesnt want to talk to me either. theres ntg i can dowith tht cause i tried. sometimes i dnt understand old ppl. the only thg id love to do nw is to run away frm ths drama. haih,
im fine i guess.

i just bought ne-yo's new album. wohoooo, the songs are so amazingly hot, hahhahaha. hot?

id love to sing but i cnt sing, thts wht ppl say (:
jap jap. nak nyanyi.

we were as one babe,
fr a mmnt in time,
and it seemed everlasting,
tht you wld always be mine,
la lal laaaa,
lalallalala,
llallalalalala,
lalalalalalallaal,


yup, was it nice?
you better say it was nice
or ill kidnap you just like in the movie PANIC ROOM.
yr mother will be jodie foster and you'll be kristen stewart.
who is suffering frm diabetes,
prepare to die,
bah bah bah bah

Sunday, December 28, 2008

dear bananaa monkey

seriously dude you need to learn how to make her fall fr you.
haih, say nice things. dnt ask her abt her boobs. its just too early fr you to ask her.

ask her how shes doing or whtever shit, as long as she falls fr it. heeheh
oh oh be like freddie frm wild child

' there's smtg abt you poppy moore. everytime whn im with you, i catch my breath'

seriously, try tht, shell melt. sweet.
hahahah, and plus she likes tht movie and the dude too.
send her flowers, shoes, ooo or diamonds
they are women's bestfriend
but nt mine.
oh, change yr attitude. sikit pn tkpa (:


yeah
page me if you need my help
since im yr teacher, hahaha
345-567-789

ill be waiting

thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

it was my bday 2 days ago i guess. my parents threw a small party. oh my the food was delicious. yummy. oh oh, keisha arrvd first and so on,

well, thts not the point.
ahh,
she wanted to buy me a mirror.
just like i said before, i have this small orange mirror. very small. you cnt even see half of yr body,
i dnt have tht much money to buy a new one :( screw tht.
the mirror was harfd to find. srry, keisha. i feel so guilty to put her in tht situation.

so today, she drppd by over my house to send my bday present.
baik kan? she got me a wallet. guess.
i told her not to buy anythg
but i could not say no to the present.
she spent her day finding me a present.
haih , thanks
i love you
ill buy you smtg nice next year, hahaahah

gtg,
need to go to the loo,
later

Saturday, December 27, 2008

underdog is here

it's a bird,
it's a plane,
it's a frog,


it's not a bird, a plane, or even a frog
it's underdog!!!


hahahhaha

im not getting a mirror frm keisha,
she cnt find a nice one,
i asked her not to buy anythg,
tp baik sgt,
oh oh,
thank you,
whtever youre buying,
im sure ill like it
thank youuuuuuuu

I LOVE YOU


well, tht is the picture of myself and keisha (:
i love her.
we have known each other fr quite a long time now.
since i was born. my mom met her parents while playing badminton, hahhahaha.
what a small world
she's a really nice person.
she drives me crazy.
aiyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoy,
pain in a butt too, hahahahhaha

oh oh,
shes crazy all the time, hehehheeheh.
we tell each other everything cause we understand each other. we do stupid stuffs all the time. we share everything. hahaha, even guys. hhahahaahahahahaha.
there's so much abt keisha tht i like (:

shes so creative.

i like it when she calls me syg, mangkok, bodoh or babiiiii, hahhah
i call her k, kakkim, keisha, sha, bntt, heheheheh

we do everythg together,
just name anything,
we've done it,
we take our shower together,
to conserve water (: ,
we wear something,
of course,
we laugh together,
weeeeeeeeeee

keisha is my

- sister
- lover
- kakak
- partner in crime


yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh,
she is my everything. no one can steal her frm me.
wooooooo, keisha if yre reading this, i just want to say


YOU SUCK!!!!!!!
but i still love you
thanks fr everything

Thursday, December 25, 2008

when?

dear shara,

jom main guitar, ahahahaha
we want to be guitarist.
we will rule the world.
we rock.
hahahahha

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

OMG NO. please dont ruin it

omg, not again.
guess wht? it's happening again just like last time.
well, to be honest i used to hate robert pattinson because i didnt think he was the right guy to play edward cullen.


Edward Cullen is the most hottest vampire in the world i guess.
hes so soo sooo irresistable. ehhehehe. but robert ddnt seem to be tht perfect to play the role, yeah
hahaahah. im so mean.

but when i watched the making, behind the scenes and movie.
i think he is so the right guy to play the role
he has the face!!!
the face of a vampire of course.
ooooo, sexyyy
im so glad he's edward
oh oh oh,
rob is gorgeous
but hes married to a friend of mine
they are so cute tgthr, weeee

oh back to the story,
rumors saying tht taylor lautner might not be coming back to play the role of jacob black.
yeah, sad right?
hes just perfect for the role. it wldnt be the same without him.
but i think russel peters can get the job done. hehehe, he's hillarious right?
haha.
oh oh.

whatever
i hope the rumors arent true because itd be suck without taylor
omg why am i so emo?
hahaha

cant wait to watch new moon (:
oooooo, sexyyyyy


team edward, gogogogogoogogog


yeay,
bye bye



team teehe

OMG NO.

BOBBERRRTTTT is his new name

i really want saturday!
well my bday is ths saturday,
and keisha has a birthday card for me but i cant open it until saturday
keisha wanted me to keep the card but i dnt really trust myself when the card's with me.
so now it's with my mom.

oh oh,
im getting a big mirror from keisha
i can put it in my room
i have a mirror in my room but it's kinda small.
so now,
it wld be so much easier and cooler for me to check myself out.
i dont usually do tht, cause i hate to check myself out.
yup yup.

other than mirror im getting a tupee from shara.
i guess so, i dnt knw wht the cap is called.
the thing looks like a snowcap but it's not a snowcap.
yeah, but imani calls it tupee
so we call it tupeeeeeee.

woooo,
tupeeeeeeee

oh i want shades!!!!
i want ray ban( is it the right spelling?)
but they dont sell the one i want here in malaysia
stupid
why? why?
they sell it but it's not original
maybe i cn fly to US and buy 1
if only i had the money.
money reminds me of a song by N'SYNC

friday night
bla bla bla bla
just got paid friday night
bla bla bla
bla bla bla
money money money

yeah, tht's how the song goes
i think.

i asked for a new ballet flats from santa.
but i dnt think he's even alive.
theres no such thing right?
his big belly is so cuteee
and his beard too
oh oh,
and the way he says,
ho ho ho
merry christmas
yeah, it's kinda cool.

yup yup,
again im going out tmrrw with some girlfriends
i didnt knw wht to wear
but a friend of mine helped me ,
so ,
thankyouuuuuuuu
but kasut pakai apa oh?
adoiiiii,
i'll sort tht out tmrrw wth a little help frm my mummyyy

keishadid smtg to my hair today
actually, we both did.
we straightened each other's hair
omg, her hair is so gorgeous
and my hair looks like a mushroom
seriously
especially back in august
just got a haircut and we did a video.
we wtchd the video yesterday nd i realised my hair was soooo freaking extremely ugly
it was like a mushroom
it still is acutally, haha
but im grateful to have a hair
eventhough, like a mushroom
hehhehe,
if you dnt think you deserve to live you better change your mind
or you'll end up in the next movie of SAW
which is SAW 6.

yeah,
you better tell yrself ' i love my life'
wooo,
even if you dnt mean it
hehehehheheheheheheh
woooo,
scaryyy tk?
hihihihhihih


okay,
it's late
i need to get my beauty sleep
cause my face is ugly
oooooo
later

gdnight

merry christmas, ho ho hoo

ooo, christmas is tomorrow!! (:
im at keisha's. we are so crazy.
we lauhged until our brains and bladders almost burst into a gajjillion pieces. hehehehhee

oh oh, last night was so awesome. we laughed at the videos we did. it was stupid. i was dancing like a duck and keisha was like justin timberlake!!!! mammaaa mia.
hahahaa, shes really good. we also watched sisterhood of travelling pants 2. the movie was okay.
theres a guy named KOSTAS in the movie.
is it kostas or kostos?
i dont know.
hehehheeh
oh and tibby freaked out cause she thougth she was pregnant.
bryan's condom broke, haha
and the condom was given by his uncle .
stupiddddd.


today,

we went to subang parade to find a present for keisha's dad.
anniversary present actually.
her mom was so nice to buy a watch for her dad.
isnt it sweet? ehhehehehehe (:

then, we ate mcd for lunch.
prosperity burger and curley fries and coke.
sedap gilaaaaaaaa.
oh coke is not good for your health.
yeah, but i still drink it.
we also talked abt mr.bean
man, i miss him
his face, his voice and of course teddy.
hahahaha

oh yeah later,
we acted out a scene from twilight.
the ' i know what you are part ' ,

i played as edward cullen
keisha as bella swan

edward: everything abt me invites you in. my face, my voice even my smell. as if i wld need any of that.

bella: keisha didnt say anything.

wait, imani
robert means

r emarkable
o utrages
b eatiful
e xtraordinary
r ich
t all
i got tht frm smwhere


yeay
christmas is tomorrow
if only i cld get presents
allaaaaa,
nak present
i want a barbie for my christmas present

dear santa,
ive been a good girl this year.
as a reward for my good behaviour,
can you please give me a barbie?
a nice and hot and sexy barbie?
hhehehehe

im going out with my friends tmrrw
it's my birthday outing,
but it's not even my bday
yet.
cant wait.
we are going to watch histeria.
that movie better be good and scaryy
(:
they are sleepingover my house too.
yeay.
i think im going to buy popcorn and mini milo
heehhehhehehehe
and credit too.

okay later,
nak mengaji

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Isabellaaaaaaaaa, akan tibaaa, berbicaraaaa.

BASKIN ROBBINS

guys at baskin are all the same.
they are just a bunch of losers. LOSERSS.
stop bugging people.
if youre out of cups or mineral bottles, go to the nearest market and buy lah.
aiyoyoyoyoyyooyyoyo sameeeeeyyyy

just like imani said,
you all have an attitude problem.
you guys need to see doctor for a check up and go to the beauty saloon.
im sure you'll be happy there, have some make overs.
you guys need to pass all the tests to get out from those places, hahaha


oh oh, then we were talking abt armpits, ahaha
imani said that she can get an A+ for the test.
it's cool (:
and i want to give you a certificate saying you got an A.
and and oh oh i want to create this armpit club, where I will reign as el-presidento.
heck you guys can join, just gimme a calll, 1300-ARMPITCRUNK-2525
Remember that number until you die!

imani said that i was in a hyper monkey maniac state,
and she's been calling me a hyper monkey maniac ever since.
and keisha says, when we go out to ou for the whole day, her armpits smell pretttyy bad.
Well she's one to talk :P

signing out,
ciao

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

sacred secret (:

Imani do you still remember when you asked my brother to write a song for you? and i uh, asked him. this is how is asked him

ayesha : along imani wants you to wirte a song for her. blh tk?
along : yeah sure(: nanti along tulis. nak tulis pasal apa?
ayesha : i dont knw abt her lah kot. youre the songwriter think lah. make sure it's nice okay?
along : give me 5 days.
ayesha : okay, ill be waiting

Well, it didnt take him 5 days to write the song, it took him 2 months to write it. Then he said the lyrics were bad. I dont seem to think tht way though. So, he asked to write it. Ive never done this before. I was so freaking scared tht the song would be bad. It kinda took me 3 days. Ive showed to my brother. He said it's okay. Now he's working with the rythm

Imani oh imani,
it took me 3 days to write this. I hope you like it.
Wait wait, i dont write as good as you okay tau. Kan you will be the next STEPHENIE MEYER, hahahah


This is what i wrote for your song.

Ladies and gentlemen, i know present you SACRED SECRET





Under the bright, bright lights,
I have you right here in my heart,
Together we held our hands tight,
Walking our dreams, away from our fright,

When the silver moon's shining
I look up and see you,
When the bright stars are sparkling,
I had a thought of you

Looking at each other's glowing faces,
Giggling at our never ending noises,
Tearing at our seldom sadness,
What we have, what we do,
It's our sacred secret
Align Center
If it's not alright,
It will be fine,
If it's broken,
It will mend,
If it's temporary,
It will be in temporal,

Looking at each other's glowing faces,
Giggling at our never ending noises,
Tearing at our seldom sadness,
What we have, what we do,
It's our sacred secret

I found a friend, a bestfriend,
Who had a dream, hope,
To reach for miracles beyond reach,
Miracles of which you and I are in,

What we have, What we do,
It'a our sacred secret.



Well, wht do you think ibu imani?
Is it okay?
I hope it's okay(:


You can sing it to someone who is special in yourlife BABE.
He is so LUCKY to have you in his life

Im crapping and i need to stop.


SACRED SECRET, weeeeeeee

Ayesha freggin snorts when she freggin laughs :)

Muhammad Salahuddin Edward Bin (Keisha's Husband)

That will be her son's name.
Seriously.
Her friend suggested the boy be called "SALLYY" ( Short for Salahuddin)
And so Keisha and I took Sally, and Edward and we ended up withhhhhh:

DRUMROLL PLEASEEEEE....

SALARDD!!!!!

So yeah, her son is going to be called salard :)

Fuck youuuu Ayeshaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Why you have to go and tell the whole worldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
Still love you ,
Keisha:)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

no wonder you hate children

Well, i was watching Rob Pattinson's interview and he HATES children.
Im not sure why he said that cause it's kinda mean to say tht. what the hell is wrong with me? Its gift from God. Plus, babies are cute. The way they smile and sneeze are just so cool.
They can just make my day by doing those things (:

Now im in Johore. There are KIDS everywhere. It's kinda cool to have them around at first but now it's kinda annoyying(not sure how to spell) srry. i cant believe im going to say this but im just going to say it


AND AND , i just realised today why he hates children because they are just too

* loud
* naughty


yeah, maybe that's the reason

but but im not saying all kids are, maybe just my cousins.

i cant even have a moment of privacy or whtever shit.


im kinda mean, i know


but just for the record, i like kids.
they are adorable.
a gift from GOD
hehehehhe.





i really need to stop
im talking crap




LATER

weeeeeee (:

imani oh imani,
dont chill, just go with the flow. it's not going to be that hard kot.
i hope (:
yeah yeah,
and you guys have to watch TWILIGHT
im sure he'll like it
he'll be your GORGEOUS EDWARD CULLEN
wooowwww
everythings going to be fun girlfriend,
weeeeeeeeee

wonooooooo woooonoooooo,
we really need to jog. im like so fat right now.
i hate holidays.
i just cant stop eating.
yeah,
1, 2 , 3

jump, jump, jump

4, 5, 6

stretch, stretch, stretch

hahhahaha, bontot